The head of BellSouth's Louisiana operations, Bill Oliver.....COME ON DOWN....

Bill Oliver, Come on down you are the next victim of Golden Shower fun, I'll give you something to cry about!!

Bill Oliver deserves the Grape Fanta Golden Shower! Reserved for special idiots! (For you inexperienced readers, this golden shower should come out a pretty greenish color with a neon hue)

According to a story in the Washington Post,
Angry BellSouth Withdrew Donation, New Orleans Says, Hours after New Orleans officials announced Tuesday that they would deploy a city-owned, wireless Internet network in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, regional phone giant BellSouth Corp. withdrew an offer to donate one of its damaged buildings that would have housed new police headquarters, city officials said yesterday.

According to the officials, the head of BellSouth’s Louisiana operations, Bill Oliver, angrily rescinded the offer of the building in a conversation with New Orleans homeland security director Terry Ebbert, who oversees the roughly 1,650-member police force.

City officials said BellSouth was upset about the plan to bring high-speed Internet access for free to homes and businesses to help stimulate resettlement and relocation to the devastated city. Around the country, large telephone companies have aggressively lobbied against localities launching their own Internet networks, arguing that they amount to taxpayer-funded competition. Some states have laws prohibiting them.

What crap! Are the cable and television companies also a part of this silent attempt to stop free wireless communication without their hands in the till?
I'm all for making money and "The American Dream" but come on people when is enough enough?

I think besides the Grape Fanta Golden Shower Bill Oliver deserves a big strap-on to the ass with no lube!!!

Spontaneous Urination

The Inaugural Golden Shower goes to none other than the Boy Scouts of America and Douglas Sovereign Smith Jr.!

Why they get the honor of the Inaugural Golden Shower:

Many parents no longer allow their sons to be members because gays cannot be members.
Because of this, the City of San Francisco has labeled the Scouts as a hate group.



Douglas Sovereign Smith Jr.:
The longtime Boy Scouts of America official who directed a national task force to protect children from sexual abuse pleaded guilty Wednesday to possession and distribution of child pornography.




So, Boy Scouts of America and Douglas Sovereign Smith Jr. here is to your honor and timeless values!

Shower's Scale of Urination

The following is the internationally used "Shower's Scale of Urination". It is used to measure the quantity of which urination is released onto an individual at any given time. The result is a correlation between the quantity of urination (p), multiplied by the force it takes to release it (is), multiplied by the time it takes to drink it (s). As a result we have:

P x IS x S = Our individual.

The Ultimate Golden Shower!